#EVERYONE LOOK #THIS IS MY GIF #THIS IS MY SHITTY GIF #!!!!!!!!! #YES CHAOS COCKTAIL IS IMPORTANT #I'M IN HAWAIIAN SHADOW HYPE NOW #THANKS SHADY #OMFG #hawaiian shadow #fav
Allow me to explain the magic of Hawaiian Shadow:
A month before the real Sonic Boom was properly revealed, some ridiculous and very much fake rumours about what the characters would be like in Sonic Boom went around. The post describing them all is here, but the fandom latched onto Shadow’s description in particular:
Shadow and Rouge
Eggman’s bumbling henchmen. These two are snarky, sarcastic, lazy, deceitful, devious, greedy and often bear the brunt of the pain when Eggman’s plans inevitably go wrong.
Rouge is the brains of the operation, and often likes to make alterations to the plan if she sees something worth stealing for herself.
Shadow is the muscle of the operation; he can almost go toe to toe with Sonic if he tries, which is never. Shadow prefers to give the least effort possible.
Wears, Rouge wears a pink toob top with purple sweatpants, she has blue wings.
Shadow wears an open red Hawaiian flower print shirt, he has sunglasses on all the time.
The result is a lazy, sunglasses and flower shirt-wearing and cocktail-drinking Shadow, who became pretty much the icon of the fake rumours.
AND NOW YOU KNOW
#jake look at this #this is how you get me
Cookies make the world go round.
#yes tumblr ate the ask #BUT WOWOWOWOWOW #THIS IS GOOD #THANK YOU!!!!! #OMG THIS IS S CUTE #AAAAA #my baby #shadow the hedgehog #shadcanon #fav
Just imagine Shadow having a very awful day at work. He’s at home washing dishes when he’s just about ready toss the next person who shows up to see him. Then, there was a knock on the door. He answers it and it’s Cream. She was trying to sell a red wagon full of cookies and by the look on her face she looked like she wasn’t having any luck at all. So, he stared at her with a hard expression in silence before saying,”…You got any thin mints?”
So, he now has a sofa full of the girl scout cookies and he’s munching on them. Also, he’s wearing a pink apron because it was a free gift to go along with it.
#jake look at this #im the cheetah and you're the dog #ok #ok. #cats
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
#THE DOOR ONE #THERE IS NO GLAS GOD DAMNIT #cute tho #like a lil kitty #eve
#shady please #tag ur porn #this is hhnngng #food
Did someone say… chocolate?
WHY IS THERE NO RECIPE SOURCE
- Oreo mousse
- Peanut butter cup brownies
- Ice cream ball fondue
- Peanut butter oreo cupcakes
- Brooklyn blackout cake
- Pomegranate and chocolate dessert
You’re welcome ~
#kay #I don't think you got the joke #please don't comment on it if you didn't get it #like #askfhaoj #sorry #sorry sorry jsut do what you want #//runs away #same tho #motherlode is very important #i can't play the game without this #it's the first thing to do hahahah
the fastest word i can type is motherlode
#omfg #autumnn sto p #why di dyou #no #sonic #fav #ama zing
Shhh it’ll be okay
#ich find se super ♥ #sonic generations #sonic #classic sonic
★ S-Rank! ★